Soldier of fortune

He is now soldier
She said he told her
That “come a little bit closer”

When she came closer
He hold the hands of her
And said that
We should get laid

You know i will join the army
To protect my country
Along the way
I can pass away

This was his last trick
To own a chick
If he fails again
How far his hands strain

But she didnt buy this trick
And left him with an erected dick
Once again he was alone with his hands
And just started another dance